Ugly Bag

The Ugly Bag is a convenient, heavy duty paper bag that will fit over any heavy duty ugliness of the head. Yes that's right, if you have a 'Body off Baywatch...Face off Crimewatch' then the Ugly Bag is a simple way to give the public a break.With convenient eye holes, wear our Ugly Bag to the pub, club or on dates for hassle free coverage that make-up just can't compete with. Proven to improve your looks in 1 easy step, Ugly Bags make fantastic gifts for anyone who has fallen out of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down. If you are the Swamp Thing's illegitimate son, or perhaps your mother entered an orgy in the 70's with the cast of the Muppet's and your father is yet to be named, the Ugly Bag could be your answer to a more stable and normal social life.