Giant Lobster Claws

Sure, your boring old human hands let you do nuanced things like type and count to ten, but you have to admit you'd be fifty times more a...

Glowing Sneakers

Each shoe is individually hand made to order by designer A.J. Catalano. Custom molds are made for each shoe. No molds are re-used. SOLEl...

Suitjama

Do you want to be more Awesome? Love Suits, but looking for something a little more comfortable at home? Designed specifically to hel...

Inflatable Sumo Suit

It's time to enter the ring and take on your opponent! Sumo wrestling is a sport where the one wrestler tries to force the other outside ...

Censorship Glasses

Everyone who has ever watched television knows about those black bars they add across people's eyes when they wish to remain "completely"...

Ugly Bag

The Ugly Bag is a convenient, heavy duty paper bag that will fit over any heavy duty ugliness of the head. Yes that's right, if you have ...

Beardo Foldaway Beard Hat

The Original Beardo is the World's Only beanie with a foldaway, detachable and adjustable beard! The Beardo beard hat is ideal for skiing...

Pixel Oven Mitt

Is dinner going digital? Are chips going micro? Are these pixelated oven gloves not the coolest thing to ever hold a hot plate? Generousl...

Dog-Face T-Shirt

You didnt choose the Pug Life, the Pug Life chose you. And now with the Dog face shirt you can command the attention of all the bitches f...